Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Thersites

  [183]  Ulysses knew the voice as that of the goddess: he flung his cloak off of him as set off to run.  His servant Eurybates, a man of Ithaca, who waited on him, took charge of the cloak, whereon Ulysses went straight up to Agamemnon and received from him his ancestral, imperishable staff.  With this he went about among the ships of the Achaeans.

  [184]  Whenever he met a king or chieftain, he stood by him and spoke him fairly.  "Sir," said he, "this flight is cowardly and unworthy.  Stand your post, and bid your people also keep their places.  You do not yet not know the full mind of Agamemnon; he was sounding us, and ere long will visit the Achaeans with his displeasure.  We were not all of us at the council to hear what he then said; see to it lest he be angry and do us a mischief; for the pride of kings is great, and the hand of Jove is with them."


  [198]  But when he came across any common man who was making a noise, he struck him with his staff and rebuked him, saying, "Sirrah, hold your peace, and listen to better men than yourself. You are a coward and no soldier; you are nobody in either fight or council; we cannot all be kings; it is not well that there should be many masters; one man must be supreme -- one king to whom the son of scheming Saturn has given the sceptre of sovereignty over you all."

  [207]  Thus masterly did he go about among the host, and the people hurried back to the council from their tents and ships with a sound as the thunder of surf when it comes crashing down upon the shore, and all the sea is in an uproar.

  [212]  The rest now took their seats and kept to their own several places, but Thersites still went wagging his unbridled tongue -- a man of many words, and those unseemly; a monger of sedition, a railer against all who were in authority, who cared not what he said, so that he might set the Achaeans in a laugh.  He was the ugliest man of all those that came before Troy -- bandy-legged, lame of one foot, with his two shoulders rounded and hunched over his chest.  His head ran up to a point, but there was little hair on the top of it.  Achilles and Ulysses hated him worst of all, for it was with them that he was most wont to wrangle; now however, with a shrill squeaky voice he began heaping his abuse upon Agamemnon.  The Achaeans were angry and disgusted, yet none the less he kept on brawling and bawling at the son of Atreus.

  [225]  "Agamemnon," he cried, "what ails you now, and what more do you want?  Your tents are filled with bronze and with fair women, for whenever we take a town we give you the pick of them.  Would you have yet more gold, which some Trojan is to give you as a ransom for his son, when I or another Achaean has taken him prisoner?  or is it some young girl to hide away and lie with?  It is not well that you, the ruler of the Achaeans, should bring them into such misery.  Weakling cowards, women rather than men, let us sail home, and leave this fellow here at Troy to stew in his own meeds of honour, and discover whether we were of any service to him or no.  Achilles is a much better man than he is, and see how he treated him -- robbing him of his prize and keeping it himself.  Achilles takes it meekly and shows no fight; if he did, son of Atreus, you would never again insult him."

  [245]  Thus railed Thersites, but Ulysses at once went up to him and rebuked him sternly.  "Check your glib tongue, Thersites," said he, "and babble not a word further.  Chide not with princes when you have none to back you.  There is no viler creature come before Troy with the sons of Atreus.  Drop the chatter about kings, and neither revile them nor keep harping about going home.  We do not know how things are going to be, nor whether the Achaeans are to return with good success or evil.  How dare you gibe at Agamemnon because the Danaans have awarded him so many prizes?  I tell you, therefore -- and it shall surely be -- that if I again catch you talking such nonsense, I will either forfeit my own head and be no longer called the father of Telemachus, or I will take you, strip you stark naked, and whip you out of the assembly till you go blubbering back to the ships."

  [265]  On that he beat him with his staff about the back and shoulders till he dropped and fell a-weeping.  The golden sceptre raised a bloody weal on his back, so he sat down frightened and in pain, looking foolish  as he wiped tears from his eyes.  The people were sorry for him, yet they laughed heartily, and one would turn to his neighbor saying, "Ulysses has done many a good thing ere now in fight and council, but he never did the Argives a better turn than when he stopped this fellow's mouth from prating further.  He will give the kings no more of his insolence."

From "The Illiad," Book II, Samuel Butler's English Rendition

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